Limerick Contest 2016The results are in!
First Place winner was Jessica Crawford – $15 gift card
Second Place winner was Evan Gaustad – $10 gift card
Third Place winner was Linsi Peck– $5 gift card
Watch a cute rendition of Jessica’s winning entry in the following video!
Not a thing can I write today
With the deadline vastly looming my way
I’d rather take a nap,
But my pc’s on my lap
Awaiting content without dismay.
by Candice Floyd
I spend all my time in my underwear
Hiding away from the sun’s brilliant glare
The hours of the day
Are spent typing away
And yet I’m an expert on roof repair
by Evan Gaustad
My colon burst out from a back slash,
I hit a pipe when I made a dash.
I’ll end up in a comma
To underscore this trauma.
To punctuation, I say, “Balderdash!”
by Linsi Peck
Writing content all day long
Choosing words that don’t sound wrong
Always time to check word counts
Deadline’s coming, tension mounts
Just one block more, you’re going strong!
All that research, time flies by
Your total word count piles high
Thursday’s coming, so behave
Please be cautious, always save
You won’t beat Bedard, though you can try!
by Jessica Crawford