60 Easter Puns That Will Keep You Hopping

by | May 2, 2022 | Miscellaneous | 1 comment

It’s finally spring again. The weather is warming up, the sun is shining (when it’s not raining), and the Easter Bunny is setting a path towards your house. Easter is an inherently cheerful time of year. Pastel colors seem to be everywhere, flowers are in full bloom and the baby outfits alone are enough to draw smiles to people’s faces. After the long winter months, Easter is really a breath of fresh air.

Now is also a good time to let loose and have a little fun. If you’re the type that always has a pocket full of cheesy jokes, there is no holiday with as many pun opportunities as Easter. With so many colored eggs and toothy rabbits hanging around, there is a hopping amount of potential when it comes to cracking the perfect Easter puns. So, hatch a plan and make this your most pun-filled Easter ever.


What Is a Pun?

A pun is a form of wordplay that relies on two words that sound alike, but that deliver different meanings. This is the straightforward definition of a pun, but the truth is, you pretty much know a pun when you hear it. Think: dad jokes. While not all dad jokes are puns, the vast majority of them tend to be, and like dad jokes, they tend to get similar reactions from the people who hear them.

These are the jokes that make people groan, sigh and maybe even laugh. If you’re a master of cheesy humor, you already know what reaction you’re going for; you might even relish in it! With those family gatherings on the near horizon, it’s time to load up on your Easter ammo. (Think about it, when do you have a better captive audience?) Whether you want to make the teenagers in your family groan or beat Uncle Harry at his own game, this comprehensive list of funny Easter one liners will give you some of the most awesome Easter puns out there.


Easter Puns

We sent out a bunch of little bunnies to do some research and found a treasure trove of wordplay ideas perfect for this season. Here are 60 of the best Easter Puns out there. Enjoy!

Easter Puns

Funny Easter One-Liners

Some of these Easter one-liners might be a little more difficult to add into everyday conversation, but we believe in you. 

  • I carrot wait for Easter.
  • No eggs-cuses.
  • For Peep’s sake.
  • An Easter bonnet can tame a wild hare.
  • What an egg-citing day.
  • I like to look on the sunny side.
  • That’s all, yolks.
  • I just don’t carrot all.
  • Don’t yolk with me.
  • I might whisk it.
  • You’re scrambling my brain.
  • Are you egg-noring me?
  • Omelettin’ this slide.
  • You’re so hard boiled!
  • I’m eggs-hausted.
  • I have so many egg puns, it’s not bunny.


Song-Related Bunny Puns

Everyone likes a well-timed music pun. If you’re the kind of person who naturally can find a way to insert song lyrics into any conversation, these Easter puns will make the crowd go wild:

  • I whip my hare back and forth.
  • You’re just some-bunny that I used to know.
  • Don’t worry, be hoppy.
  • I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
  • I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me.
  • Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
  • We found eggs in a hopeless place.
  • Beat it.
  • Every bunny was kung fu fighting.


Q & A Easter Jokes

What would an Easter pun list be without a list of good old-fashioned riddle jokes? If you want to mix it up or if you’re not ready to unleash the one-liners into regular conversation, you can throw these Easter puns in at any time throughout the holiday without much work:

bunny puns

  • Q: How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit?
  • A: He leaves deviled eggs.
  • Q: What days of the week do Easter eggs hate the most?
  • A: Fry-days!
  • Q: Why did the Easter eggs hide?
  • A: They were a little chicken!
  • Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
  • A: Hip hop.
  • Q: Did you hear about the Easter bunny who wouldn’t leave her house?
  • A: She had a bad hare day.
  • Q: Why do people paint Easter eggs?
  • A: It’s hard to wallpaper them.
  • Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
  • A: Egg-ercise.
  • Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter pun?
  • A: You might crack up!


Easter Greetings Jokes

On Easter morning, a simple “good morning” isn’t going to be enough for someone with your skillset. An easy “Happy Easter” just isn’t going to do your humor justice. Whether you’re just saying hello or wishing someone a good day, your Easter puns arsenal isn’t complete without a variety of greetings. Use these for inspiration:

  • Happy Easter to my peeps!
  • Have a good hare day!
  • Have an eggs-tra special Easter!
  • Have a Hoppy Easter!
  • Some-bunny is thinking of you!
  • Happy Egg-ster!
  • Ears to a great Easter!


Romantic Easter One-Liners

Don’t leave your partner out of the fun. While these romantic one-liners will probably not woo anyone you haven’t managed to snare already, you might get a laugh or two.

funny Easter puns

  • Your kisses are to dye for.
  • Hey there, hop stuff.
  • You’re one hot chick.
  • There’s no bunny like you.
  • You’re a good egg.
  • Hop on over, honey bunny.
  • You might not carrot all, but you are irresistible.
  • Some-bunny is thinking of you!
  • When it comes to delivering sweetness, the Easter Bunny has nothing on you!
  • Eggs love you.


Easter Egg Words

Looking to create your own Easter egg puns on the run? This list has you covered. With a few extra words, you can up your pun game and have all the kids laughing (or sighing). Either way, you’ll be having a good time. Go ahead, be a little eggs-tra creative here.

  • Eggs-cellent
  • Eggs-press
  • Egg-static
  • Egg-sactly
  • Egg-streme
  • Egg-splosive
  • Eggs-aggerate
  • Egg-stravagant
  • Egg-ceptional
  • Eggs-tra


Let the Easter Pun Begin!

Easter is just about hare, and time is running out for you to get your ducks in a row. Add a little sunshine to your family’s day (or to your own day, at their egg-spence) with a few of these carefully colored Easter puns.

Know any other great Easter puns (dad jokes)? Let us know in the comments below!

Shaundra Cragun